He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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