Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
