yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
