He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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