I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
