I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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