I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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