literally had 100 drinks last night.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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