next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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