Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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