There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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