Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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