Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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