I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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