he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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