We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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