Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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