The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
this hospital has no fireball
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
