Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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