i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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