still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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