Me too!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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