that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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