We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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