hotel room ftw
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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