Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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