so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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