i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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