He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
are you so shy because you have an std?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!