Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.