Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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