If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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