Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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