THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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