Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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