that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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