and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Randomize
