i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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