The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize