would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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