$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Randomize
