I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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