Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
If I die, sorry about rent.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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