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  Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.

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• (530): View more from California

  It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers

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  19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here

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• (360): View more from Washington

  just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy

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  17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship

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• (714): View more from California

  I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid

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• (585): View more from New York

  this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again

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