fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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