She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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