By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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