Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.