I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
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I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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