the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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