Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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