I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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