I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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