My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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