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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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