You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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