just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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