so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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