I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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